Baby Makers : Please advise.

I feel sorry for babies.

Not because they cant walk, or ride bikes, or smoke.

But because they have retarded parents.

What parent thought it would be a good idea, to try and get your kid to stop crying by rattling your car keys in the kids face? First of all, its friggin dangerous. One abrupt move and the little guy is down to one eye. Secondly, do you think that your child enjoys this? No. Not even a little bit. Yes, you get 3 seconds of quiet as he stares at the keys wondering why on earth you would do that to him, and if this foreign object is going to harm him in any way. And when he realizes that this giant silver bundle of sharp edges could very well injure him, he starts crying again!

Often you hear parents say "yeah, they're cute until they start talking back". Really, they are only cute because they aren't able to defend themselves from the stupid annoying things that you do to them. Don't be fooled parents - when your 13 year old kid talks back to you, he is only saying the same things he would have said back then if he could.

Seriously. There should be like a baby union. In which one person can willfully speak for all children everywhere, when they're parents choose to be huge dinks in the way they are "entertaining" their child.

Anyway - i apologize to all those people who do not put their child's lives in danger and are relatively good parents.

ON THE OTHER HAND. I cannot stand parents who continue to treat their kids like they are precious gold, and don't let them ruff it out a bit. Don't get me wrong, watching your child to make sure he or she is safe is one thing, but doting after your kid to prevent every scrape and bump is just ridiculous. Just.. give them the keys for Christs' sake.




Also. Tim hortons sold me a day-old tea buscuit today.
Bastards.